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Fruit bats love watermelon

Pet Bat thanks to Jason Kennard

Bats are the only mammals that can fly. Fruit bats (megabats) have an excellent sense of smell, but poor sight. The other bats (microbats), bats that eat insects, have excellent sight, especially at night. Vampire bats are the only mammals that feed entirely on blood.
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The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein


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