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Lies tarnish the soul. - Unknown

Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

Under this sod lies another one. - Unknown

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

The answer lies within the question itself. - Unknown

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. - Yogi Berra

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

My self healing lies in praying for those who have harmed me. - Marianne Williamson

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle

True wisdom lies in gathering the precious things out of each hour as it goes by. - E S Bouton

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

What lies behind you and what lies before you pales in comparison to what lies within you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

In the silence behind what can be heard lies the answers we have been searching for for so long. - Andreas Fransson

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Everyone has the potential to live a fulfilling life. The difference lies in how we look at things. - Vishal Pandey

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil. - Grover Cleveland

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world... as in being able to remake ourselves. - Mahatma Gandhi

Unless you have definite, precise, clearly set goals, you are not going to realize the maximum potential that lies within you. - Zig Ziglar

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank


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