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no sunbeam ever lies - e e cummings

Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. - Yogi Berra

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

The virtue lies in the struggle, not in the prize. - Richard Monckton Milnes

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies. - Oliver Goldsmith

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting. - Cormac McCarthy

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

My self healing lies in praying for those who have harmed me. - Marianne Williamson

Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn

Glory lies in the attempt to reach one's goal and not in reaching it. - Mohandas Gandhi

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. - Sun Tzu

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. - Tommy Lasorda

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil. - Grover Cleveland

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Little progress can be made by merely attempting to repress what is evil. Our great hope lies in developing what is good. - Calvin Coolidge

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison

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