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Lies tarnish the soul. - Unknown

Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

A statesman is one who lies in state. - Unknown

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. - Yogi Berra

The virtue lies in the struggle, not in the prize. - Richard Monckton Milnes

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

What it lies in our power to do, it lies in our power not to do. - Aristotle

Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. - Sun Tzu

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from old ones. - John Maynard Keynes

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. - Tommy Lasorda

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

Everyone has the potential to live a fulfilling life. The difference lies in how we look at things. - Vishal Pandey

Smell is a long-distance sense, a way of stretching time and finding out in advance what lies ahead. - Lyall Watson

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world... as in being able to remake ourselves. - Mahatma Gandhi

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Unless you have definite, precise, clearly set goals, you are not going to realize the maximum potential that lies within you. - Zig Ziglar

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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