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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato


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