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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Upright Piano: The noblest musical instrument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

I you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know. - Louis Armstrong

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

The hardest instrument in the orchestra to play is second fiddle. - Leonard Bernstein

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

If you're in jazz and more than ten people like you, you're labeled commercial. - Herbie Mann

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou


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