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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement. - Oscar Wilde

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

A man who is used to acting in one way never changes; he must come to ruin when the times, in changing, no longer are in harmony with his ways. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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