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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Call others into leadership with you. - Jacobia Solomon

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

QOS: Quality of Service - something you pay for but don't get - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Lose yourself in generous service and every day can be a most unusual day, a triumphant day, an abundantly rewarding day! - William A Ward

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid. - Audre Lorde

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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