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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I never think of my audiences as customers. I think of them as partners. - James Stewart

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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