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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Call others into leadership with you. - Jacobia Solomon

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

A person who is quietly confident makes the best leader. - Fred Wilson

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


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