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There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. - Margaret Fuller

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

QOS: Quality of Service - something you pay for but don't get - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no black magic to successfully attracting customers via the Web. - Rand Fishkin

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

As a leader your every action has a consequence. Make sure it is one you intend. - Katherine Bryant

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Leaders become great not because of their power but because of their ability to empower others. - John Maxwell

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber


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