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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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