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There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

I never think of my audiences as customers. I think of them as partners. - James Stewart

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower


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