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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Think like a customer. - Paul Gillin

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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