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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

A leader is one who sees more than others see, who sees farther than others see, and who sees before others see. - Leroy Eimes

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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