QuotaBillsShoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope
Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown
Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown
He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb
Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown
Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley
Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde
Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin
Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey
Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder
To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker
Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown
Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton
A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear
While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump
Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump
When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan