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What is the point?

Pointless thanks to Jen Hagyar

Time to get the lead out

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Live to the point of tears. - Albert Camus

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

Any fool can know. The point is to understand. - Albert Einstein

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

In California you lose a point off your IQ every year. - Truman Capote

The point of living is to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. - Sir Isaac Newton

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Stay positive, all other choices are pointless punishments to your psyche. - Joe Peterson

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

One's strongest asset is simultaneously his point of strongest vulnerability. - Harry Levinson

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

Erase self-doubt by working to build your strengths instead of focusing on your weaknesses. - Rodolfo Costa

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

With a secret like that, at some point the secret itself becomes irrelevant. The fact that you kept it does not. - Sara Gruen

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison


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