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Pointless

What is the point?

Pointless thanks to Jen Hagyar

Time to get the lead out

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Live to the point of tears. - Albert Camus

Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

In California you lose a point off your IQ every year. - Truman Capote

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? - George Carlin

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement. - W. Clement Stone

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity. - Robert Frost

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

Erase self-doubt by working to build your strengths instead of focusing on your weaknesses. - Rodolfo Costa

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Unknown

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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