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Pointless

What is the point?

Pointless thanks to Jen Hagyar

Time to get the lead out

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Live to the point of tears. - Albert Camus

Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

In California you lose a point off your IQ every year. - Truman Capote

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? - George Carlin

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

The point of living is to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. - Sir Isaac Newton

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement. - W. Clement Stone

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity. - Robert Frost

Erase self-doubt by working to build your strengths instead of focusing on your weaknesses. - Rodolfo Costa

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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