#1 humor site on the 'net

Pointless

What is the point?

Pointless thanks to Jen Hagyar

Time to get the lead out

QuotaBills
Appoint: The thing at the end of your pencil. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

In California you lose a point off your IQ every year. - Truman Capote

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? - George Carlin

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

The point of living is to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. - Sir Isaac Newton

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Stay positive, all other choices are pointless punishments to your psyche. - Joe Peterson

I might have gone to West Point but I was too proud to speak to a congressman. - Will Rogers

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

One's strongest asset is simultaneously his point of strongest vulnerability. - Harry Levinson

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

Does your message end with one point like a sword, or does it end like a broom with a thousand straws? - Vance Havner

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


Overloaded Mailbox

Redneck Phone

Enjoy Fresh Air

Bread Board

Snaccident

Mini Bar

Frisbee Stopper

Redneck Sushi

Redneck's Lo-Tech Mobile Phone

Downchuck

Border Agent Alert

Cadillac Clearance

Leading By Example

Wired For Coffee

Cadillac Bike

Chip and Dip

Cat Couch Nap

Redneck Trophy Fish

Country Irony

'None Of The Above' Election Option

I've Got Your Back

Vintage Campers

Great Minds of History

But That Was Yesterday