Political Floor
Jumping on a slippery bandwagon
Looks like farmers are tired of today's politics
QuotaBillsDiplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford
All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers
Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley
Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers
Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari
All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson
The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey
An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain
Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin
Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson
A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson
What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet
People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard
Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman
Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi