Political Floor
Jumping on a slippery bandwagon
Looks like farmers are tired of today's politics
QuotaBillsAll politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers
Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley
Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama
Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston
From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen
Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill
Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson
Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson
To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw
What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet
It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban
Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour
Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett
Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken
It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald
Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro
A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy
Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi