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Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin

Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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