Pony For Sale

Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky