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Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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