Pool Cleaner

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com