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Pool Cleaner

Bubba introduces his submersible pool cleaning SUV

Pool Cleaner thanks to Mike King

How not to clean a swimming pool

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Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

All great calamities on land and sea have been traced to inspectors who did not inspect. - Kin Hubbard

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. - Steven Wright

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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