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Pool Cleaner

Bubba introduces his submersible pool cleaning SUV

Pool Cleaner thanks to Mike King

How not to clean a swimming pool

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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

If you don't become the ocean you'll be seasick every day. - Leonard Cohen

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

All great calamities on land and sea have been traced to inspectors who did not inspect. - Kin Hubbard

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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