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Pool Cleaner

Bubba introduces his submersible pool cleaning SUV

Pool Cleaner thanks to Mike King

How not to clean a swimming pool

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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

If you don't become the ocean you'll be seasick every day. - Leonard Cohen

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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