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Poopception

The art of Bird Dropping

Poopception thanks to Mitchell Morton

Poopology - Identifying bird health problems through bird droppings

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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