Pothole Garden

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Recede: Plant the garden again - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright