Pothole Garden

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown