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Princess Parking

She created her own parking spot

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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

Parking Lot Attendant: Professional fender bender - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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