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Making light work of ceiling fan switches

Problem Solved thanks to Rolf Cummings

Which one is for the fan and which one for the light?

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Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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