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Programmer Logic

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Programmer Logic thanks to Dave Greaves

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It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. - James Ling

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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