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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Unemployment is of vital importance, particularly to the unemployed. - Edward Heath

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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