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Programmer Logic

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Programmer Logic thanks to Dave Greaves

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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