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Programmer Logic

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Programmer Logic thanks to Dave Greaves

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun. - Thomas Edison

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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