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Programmer Logic

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Programmer Logic thanks to Dave Greaves

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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