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The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Strategy execution is the responsibility that makes or breaks executives. - Alan Branche

Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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