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Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea. - Jane Austen

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Tea should be as bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two-edged sword. - Lemony Snicket

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden


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