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Pumpkin Dentures

Halloween takes a toll on aging pumpkins

Pumpkin Dentures thanks to Sally Densen

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So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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