Quad Shot

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway