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Rainbow Road

How to turn drab into rad

Rainbow Road thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Just takes a little bit of paint to brighten up a dull road

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I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

What an artist the world is losing in me. - Nero

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

I don't say everything, but I paint everything. - Pablo Picasso

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

The immature artist imitates. The mature artist steals. - Lionel Trilling

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Because I'm an artist, I can't ever consider myself a nihilist, so I suppose I'm optimistic. - Marilyn Manson

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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