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I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

Static: Nature's way of protecting us from certain radio programs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature. - Augustine

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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