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Finding a good use for an umbrella

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Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Coincide: What most people do when it starts raining. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Richard Cushing

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah


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