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Monogamy: A synonym for monotony. - Gregory Nunn

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

We read to know we're not alone. - William Nicholson

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

One always tends to overpraise a long book, because one has got through it. - E M Forster

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Bookworm: A person who would rather read than eat, or a worm that would rather eat than read - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain


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