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Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Francis Bacon

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac. - Archie Bunker

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

Programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute. - Harold Abelson

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Beware the stories you read or tell: subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. - Ben Okri

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


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