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Reading between the lines

Read Your Book Case thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote. - Warren Buffett

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Francis Bacon

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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