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A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

If you cannot understand me in my speech, how can you understand me in my silence? - Ravi Zacharias

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

The best thing in the famous novels at present is that one does not need to read them; one knows them already. - Henry David Thoreau

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle


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