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Read Your Book Case thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech. - Plutarch

You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

I am going to give a long speech today. I haven't had time to prepare a short one. - Winston Churchill

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

When a book and a head come into contact and one of them sounds hollow, is it always the book? - Arthur Schopenhauer

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from. - Gene Fowler

All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field


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