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Redneck Estate Sale

After-life shopping in Georgia

Redneck Estate Sale thanks to Keith Blake

Estate Shopping 101: Dead people things for sale

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley


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