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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Beat your tambourines with the Hairy Knishes. - Archie Bunker

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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