Redneck High Heels

Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

Hairy Krishnas howlin' and playin' their tangerines. - Archie Bunker

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda