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Redneck Hotter Tub

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Redneck Hotter Tub thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Hot Chocolate: Stolen candy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Volcanoes erupting hot guava - Archie Bunker

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. - Mitch Hedberg

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

There's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground... oh, the humanity... - Herbert Robertson

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Thursday: 1. What you get when crossing the desert; 2. How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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