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Redneck Hotter Tub

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Redneck Hotter Tub thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Hot Time: A clock in an oven - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hot Pants: Breeches of promise - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blazer: A jacket that is on fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. - Johnny Carson

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you. - Unknown

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

There's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground... oh, the humanity... - Herbert Robertson

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

If I felt I couldn't win, I would not run... I've got a lot to lose ... I'm the biggest developer in the hottest city in the world. - Donald Trump


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