Redneck Hotter Tub
Jacuzzi and sauna sales heat up Down South
Bubba's homemade brewskie bathroom
QuotaBillsHot Time: A clock in an oven - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hot Pants: Breeches of promise - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Blazer: A jacket that is on fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb
Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan
It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump
We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran
It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. - Johnny Carson
By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha
The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier
If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you. - Unknown
No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner
It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson
Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer
Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley
I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
There's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground... oh, the humanity... - Herbert Robertson
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West
I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown
He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb
The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri
Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney
I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker
If I felt I couldn't win, I would not run... I've got a lot to lose ... I'm the biggest developer in the hottest city in the world. - Donald Trump