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Redneck NASCAR Astronaut

Flatulent racecar driver approaches takeoff speed

Redneck NASCAR Astronaut thanks to Barry McCartney

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Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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