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Redneck NASCAR Astronaut

Flatulent racecar driver approaches takeoff speed

Redneck NASCAR Astronaut thanks to Barry McCartney

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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Specimen: An Italo-American astronaut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Atomic Ache: What you get when you eat Uranium. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

When you wish upon a star... you might be happier the way you are. - Phyllis Sugar

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. - Marilyn Monroe

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

Becoming a star may not be in your destiny, but being the best that you can be is a goal you can set for yourselves. - Bryan Lindsay

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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