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I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown

The great comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young. - Paul Dickson

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It's a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. - Dave Barry

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you. - C S Lewis

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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