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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

In truth,there was only one christian and he died on the cross. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

I know we're going to die. But some of us are going to do something about it. - Tom Burnett

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

A body of men holding themselves accountable to nobody ought not to be trusted by anybody. - Thomas Paine

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis


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