Redneck Patient Transfer
Body bags for laid-back construction workers
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QuotaBillsDeath is philosophy's only problem. - Albert Camus
When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown
You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward
When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre
Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. - Joseph Addison
Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce
Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne
After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce
There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein
Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal
What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus
He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope
I don't mind dying. Trouble is, you feel so bloody stiff the next day. - George Axelrod
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley
My favorite thing about the human body is that we're all basically doughnuts. - Tyler Oakley
Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke
It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young
You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen
It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko
The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee
For us humans, everything is permanent - until it changes, as we are immortal until we die. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers
I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown
For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55
A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen
All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. - Bob Dylan
I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson
If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone
We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt