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Redneck Patient Transfer

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Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

He hungered for posterity, and he died from hunger. - Gregory Nunn

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber

Genuine feelings cannot be produced, nor can they be eradicated. The body sticks to the facts. - Alice Miller

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

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