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Redneck Plane Repair

How Bubba the Mechanic gets cheap airfare

Redneck Plane Repair thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

There are bold pilots, and old pilots, but no old bold pilots. - Tom Clancy

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail. - Unknown

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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