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Redneck Stick Family

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Redneck Stick Family thanks to Jim Serritella

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A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

There's nobody stronger than a single parent. - Unknown

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. - Jesus Christ

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. - Herbert Hoover

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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