Redneck TV Tray
TV trays for fast food eaters - fast input and fast output
Bubba's bib easily converts to a Johnny On The Pot
QuotaBillsTelevision is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky
It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump
Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn
Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen
Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen
Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway
Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown
Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson
It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson
Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen
When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown
TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry
My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck
So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett
Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska
For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman
I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen
I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge
President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock
There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson
Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters
Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One. - Yakov Smirnoff
You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and the let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something. - Mitch Hedberg
Others may prefer mindless entertainment, but on Sunday nights, you'll find me parked right in front of my television, munching popcorn and improving my intellect by watching 'Masterpiece Classic.' - Teresa Medeiros
I know that we shall meet problems along the way, but I'd far rather see for myself what's going on in the world outside, than rely on newspapers, television, politicians and religious leaders to tell me what I should be thinking. - Michael Palin