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Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.