QuotaBillsSave water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle