QuotaBillsOut of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.