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Redneck Wireless Selfie

Non-negotiable selfie stick usage

Redneck Wireless Selfie thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Load selfie sticks with inspiration instead of bullets

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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The ballot is stronger than the bullet. - Abraham Lincoln

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

The bullet that will kill me is not yet cast. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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