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Redneck Wireless Selfie

Non-negotiable selfie stick usage

Redneck Wireless Selfie thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Load selfie sticks with inspiration instead of bullets

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

The ballot is stronger than the bullet. - Abraham Lincoln

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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