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Reflection

NASA set the over–under to 2.0 on this moon shot

Reflection thanks to Wayne Nowazek

An over–under bet is a wager in which a sportsbook will predict a number for a statistic in a given game (usually a combined score), and bettors wager that the actual number in the game will be either higher or lower than that number.

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You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

At the sum of all fears, the only thing that is painted... is a reflection of you. - Lionel Suggs

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. - Charles Dickens

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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