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Buddhism and Reincarnation

Reformed Buddhists thanks to Wayne Nowazek

meditation for the nation

Buddhism: religion and philosophy that developed from the teachings of the Buddha (Sanskrit: “awakened one”)

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I worship the quicksand he walks in. - Art Buchwald

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Worship is exclusionary. You cannot compromise on worship. - Ravi Zacharias

Shirley Temple was never as good as Bojangles George Murphy. - Archie Bunker

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer - I'm a dragon irritater. - Craig Ferguson

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

The strangest and most fantastic fact about negative emotions is that people actually worship them. - P.D. Ouspensky

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton


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