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Buddhism and Reincarnation

Reformed Buddhists thanks to Wayne Nowazek

meditation for the nation

Buddhism: religion and philosophy that developed from the teachings of the Buddha (Sanskrit: “awakened one”)

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Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust

You haven't been bit till a dragon does it. - Tamora Pierce

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail. - John Donne

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

Shirley Temple was never as good as Bojangles George Murphy. - Archie Bunker

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. - JRR Tolkien

Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer - I'm a dragon irritater. - Craig Ferguson

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

The strangest and most fantastic fact about negative emotions is that people actually worship them. - P.D. Ouspensky

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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