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Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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