QuotaBillsChildhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis
Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb
The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart
There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury
Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton
Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford
I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown
I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson
You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush
Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown
Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild
Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher
It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII
My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng
Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson
Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler
When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss
Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke
It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump
If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren
All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker
Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta
Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde
I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters
There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone
Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer