Remote Control Sleigh

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama