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Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

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When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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