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Things I will not do before I get old!

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Extreme skiing (Wyoming)

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Cliff camping

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Glacier boarding

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Climbing Redwoods

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Sitting on the Trolltunga Rock (Norway)

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Jumping on the Trolltunga Rock (Norway)

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Rock climbing (South Africa)

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Ice climbing a frozen waterfall

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Extreme picnicking

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Biking on the Cliffs of Moher (Ireland)

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Tree camping (Germany)

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Having a look around

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Extreme kayaking at Victoria Falls (Zimbabwe)

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Diving 30 meters through a rock monolith (Portugal)

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Climbing Mt. Wellington (New Zealand)

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Standing on the Edgewalk (Toronto)

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Cycling (Norway)

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Sitting around (Yosemite)

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Walking over a crevice

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

Extreme hopes are born from extreme misery. - Bertrand Russell

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke


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