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Things I will not do before I get old!

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Extreme skiing (Wyoming)

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Cliff camping

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Glacier boarding

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Climbing Redwoods

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Sitting on the Trolltunga Rock (Norway)

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Jumping on the Trolltunga Rock (Norway)

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Rock climbing (South Africa)

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Ice climbing a frozen waterfall

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Extreme picnicking

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Biking on the Cliffs of Moher (Ireland)

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Tree camping (Germany)

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Having a look around

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Extreme kayaking at Victoria Falls (Zimbabwe)

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Diving 30 meters through a rock monolith (Portugal)

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Climbing Mt. Wellington (New Zealand)

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Standing on the Edgewalk (Toronto)

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Cycling (Norway)

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Sitting around (Yosemite)

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Walking over a crevice

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Extreme hopes are born from extreme misery. - Bertrand Russell

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. - Groucho Marx

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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