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Rhino Crossing

Supportive mothers in the wild

Rhino Crossing thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Biplane: The advice I got from my mother on purchasing underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it. - Thomas Paine

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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