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Supportive mothers in the wild

Rhino Crossing thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. - Mahatma Gandhi

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle. - Phyllis Diller

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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