Rib Tickler
Slow smoked BBQ horrifying vegetarians since 1984
The Original Rib Tickler, 28930 State Highway 249, Tomball, TX 77375
QuotaBillsMy favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz
Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown
Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Heckler: A guy who ribs you the wrong way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Railroads: Two backbones with a thousand ribs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown
Soviet: What Russians say when they finish dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown
He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin
Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown
Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey
The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde
I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown
You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot
I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields
It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson