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Road To Success

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Road To Success thanks to Keith Blake

Oh, the irony!

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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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