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Road To Success thanks to Keith Blake

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The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

Success is never final, but failure can be. - Bill Parcells

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Success is dependent on the glands - the sweat glands. - Zig Ziglar

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

The height of your persistence will decide the height of your success. - Unknown

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Success is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each one. - Barbra Streisand

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? - Logan P Smith

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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