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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

There is no success without hardship. - Sophocles

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success and failure are equally disastrous. - Tennessee Williams

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

By choosing positivity you become a contender for the human spirit giving hope to those in need. - Bryant McGill

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success: you have to let it happen by not caring about it. - Viktor Frankl

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon. - Franklin D Roosevelt

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson


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