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Road To Success

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Road To Success thanks to Keith Blake

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Nothing fails like success. - G K Chesterton

While the heart beats, hope lingers. - Alison Croggon

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined, worthwhile, personal goals. - Paul J Meyer

Clap an extinguisher upon your irony if you are unhappily blessed with a vein of it. - Charles Lamb

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Hope is outreaching desire with expectancy of good. It is a characteristic of all living beings. - Edward S Ame

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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