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Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite. - Archie Bunker

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

The greatest athletes are those who discover that what they should be doing and what they are doing are the same thing. - Unknown

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Greatness, whether athletic or otherwise, doesn't come from those content on just being but from those who seek being the difference. - Kirk Mango

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater


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