QuotaBillsTeeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss
Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown
My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright
Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown
United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn
In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff
I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen
In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw
Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown
The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz
Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez
Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London
Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme
Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson
It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby
A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase
There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong
I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire
I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey
The greatest athletes are those who discover that what they should be doing and what they are doing are the same thing. - Unknown
Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw
In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli
In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie
The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers