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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

I do some weights and I do a lot of stretching. - Mike Ditka

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. - Will Rogers

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Lord Grey of Falloden

The greatest athletes are those who discover that what they should be doing and what they are doing are the same thing. - Unknown

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Greatness, whether athletic or otherwise, doesn't come from those content on just being but from those who seek being the difference. - Kirk Mango


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