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Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy
Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett
Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield. - Price Cobb
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its counterfeit. - Hosea Ballou
It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh
Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey
I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards
Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters
Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller
The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright