Sad TP

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

It is sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

It's a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone. - Llewellyn Miller

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew. - Henry Rollins

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information. - Oscar Wilde

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Now something so sad has hold of us that the breath leaves and we can't even cry. - Charles Bukowski

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle