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It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

It is sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

It's a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone. - Llewellyn Miller

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew. - Henry Rollins

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Now something so sad has hold of us that the breath leaves and we can't even cry. - Charles Bukowski

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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