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Same Mistake Twice

By mistake or by choice?

Same Mistake Twice thanks to Wayne Nowazek

“The Road Not Taken” - Robert Frost (1874–1963)

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
 

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You're my favorite mistake. - Sheryl Crow

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He who does nothing makes no mistakes. - Italian Proverb

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

I don't want to make the wrong mistake. - Yogi Berra

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

A mistake is simply another way of doing things. - E B White

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven. - Robert Downy, Jr.

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

A true leader is one who is humble enough to admit their mistakes. - Unknown

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly. - Peter Cook

Believe in what you want so much that it has no choice but to materialize. - Unknown

Do not be afraid of mistakes, providing you do not make the same one twice. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

No one is more liable to make mistakes than the man who acts only on reflection. - Vauvenargues

It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something. - Ornette Coleman

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don't respond with encores. - Unknown

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little. - Edmund Burke

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

It is not easy, but you have to be willing to make mistakes. And the earlier you make those mistakes, the better. - Jane Cahill Pfeiffer

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. - John Wooden

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world... but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. - John Green

In the choice between changing one's mind and proving there's no need to do so, most people get busy on the proof. - John Kenneth Galbraith

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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