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He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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