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I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell