QuotaBillsOut of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal
The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi
Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness. - Sir Walter Scott
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt
Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb
I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits
I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan
I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester
If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright
When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain
Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker