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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Belief creates the actual fact. - William James

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is. - Norman Cousins

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future. - Courteney Cox

You can have anything you want if you give up the belief you can't have it. - Robert Anthony

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

The lack of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome. - Jonathan Swift

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses, it is an idea that possesses the mind. - Robert Oxton Bolt

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen. - Frank Loyd Wright

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Your belief determines your action and your action determines your results, but first you have to believe. - Unknown

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that belief becomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen. - Claude M. Bristol

There is a difference between a belief and a conviction. A belief can become something you merely hold; a conviction is that which holds you. - Ravi Zacharias


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