Santa Believer

Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Belief creates the actual fact. - William James

A belief is not true because it is useful. - Henri Frederic Amiel

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is. - Norman Cousins

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future. - Courteney Cox

You can have anything you want if you give up the belief you can't have it. - Robert Anthony

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

One person with a belief is equal to a force of ninety-nine who have only interests. - John Stuart Mill

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen. - Frank Loyd Wright

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Your belief determines your action and your action determines your results, but first you have to believe. - Unknown

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon