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Saskatchewan Cool

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Saskatchewan Cool thanks to Gerald Thiessen

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Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

I'd rather be dead than cool. - Kurt Cobain

Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. - Fred Allen

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat. - Mark Twain

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

It's not so much how good a player you are, it's how cool you are. - Slash

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Technology is cool, but you've got to use it as opposed to letting it use you. - Prince

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

No matter how cool you think you may be, you're not cool enough to look down on anyone... ever. - Paul Walker

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool. - Reese Witherspoon

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards. - Bill McBride

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker


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