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Science Project Turmoil

Science Fair projects gone wrong

Science Project Turmoil thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Material results in poor Science Fair appreciation

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Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

I miss the days when homework was just colouring. - Unknown

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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