Scottish Lawnmower

Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

If I wear too much tartan I tend to look like a Thermos flask. - Ronnie Corbett

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett