Scottish Lawnmower
Angus' sheep rides were getting quite popular in Edinburgh
Sheepskin Seat Covers now on sale in Scotland
QuotaBillsNever trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles
Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson
Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin
A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan
He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz
If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin
He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb
Checkroom: Where the sheep are separated from the coats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
If I wear too much tartan I tend to look like a Thermos flask. - Ronnie Corbett
The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown
If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman
The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle
If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason
Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb
Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen
We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain
Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard
I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
Oats: A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland
The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark
Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor
We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett