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Austria's underwater green park

Scuba Hiking thanks to Pamela Jeakins

Changing tourist attractions in Austria

Austria's Green Lake in the Hochschwab Mountain is a hiking trail in the winter. The snow melts in early summer and creates a completely clear lake. The lake has a grassy bottom, complete with underwater trails, park benches, and bridges.

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature. - Augustine

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett


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