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Scuba Hiking

Austria's underwater green park

Scuba Hiking thanks to Pamela Jeakins

Changing tourist attractions in Austria

Austria's Green Lake in the Hochschwab Mountain is a hiking trail in the winter. The snow melts in early summer and creates a completely clear lake. The lake has a grassy bottom, complete with underwater trails, park benches, and bridges.

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Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature. - Augustine

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison


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