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Scuba Hiking

Austria's underwater green park

Scuba Hiking thanks to Pamela Jeakins

Changing tourist attractions in Austria

Austria's Green Lake in the Hochschwab Mountain is a hiking trail in the winter. The snow melts in early summer and creates a completely clear lake. The lake has a grassy bottom, complete with underwater trails, park benches, and bridges.

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Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Out of defeat can come the best in human nature. - Billy Graham

Why don't you take a high dive into the clam drip? - Archie Bunker

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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