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Sea Through Dress

Fashion-wave clothing at the beach

Sea Through Dress thanks to Lorraine Ovenel

Blending in perfectly with the background scenery

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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

First appearance deceives many. - Phaedrus

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future. - Robert H. Schuller

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H. Spurgeon

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

We shape our dwellings, and afterwards our dwellings shape us. - Winston Churchill

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

An expert knows the subject very well. A model teaches by showing instead of just telling. - Thomas Leonard

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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