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Sea Through Dress

Fashion-wave clothing at the beach

Sea Through Dress thanks to Lorraine Ovenel

Blending in perfectly with the background scenery

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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

We shape our buildings. Thereafter they shape us. - Winston Churchill

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. - Unknown

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

An expert knows the subject very well. A model teaches by showing instead of just telling. - Thomas Leonard

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

If you don't ever stop singing, your voice stays in shape. It's like the marathon runner. You've got to run, run, run to stay in shape. - Sammy Hagar


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